Carlo and I were working in the auction gallery when this profoundly confused woman entered. She approached my brother and said to him, “Do you sell stuff here or…” He waited for her to finish her question, but nothing more was offered. Carlo nodded, “Well, yeah. That’s what we do here. We sell stuff at auction.” The conversation continued for about another minute and accomplished nothing. The woman left, and Carlo returned to his tasks with a cry of, “Or… WHAT?”
Funny Phone Calls
My father, my brother, and I were having a bit of a chinwag when the phone rang. I–being nearest–answered with my normal chipper inflection, “Savo Auctioneers.”
“Yes,” came a man’s voice over the receiver, “I see that you’re selling some guns in your next auction. I’m wondering if you have any Springfield trap doors.”
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